The Bright Side of Life: Briefing matinal de Condoleezza Rice

1.3.07

Briefing matinal de Condoleezza Rice

Condoleezza Rice briefed the president this morning:
- Mr. President, 3 brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq today.

To everyones amazement, the entire colour ran from Bush's face.Then he collapsed onto his desk, head in hands, visibly shaken.

Finally he composed himself and asked Condoleezza:
- Just exactly how many is a brazillion?

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Do filme "Life of Brian" dos Monty Python, "Always look on the bright side of life" (by Eric Idle)

Some things in life are bad,
They can really make you mad,
Other things just make you swear and curse.

When you're chewing life's gristle,
Don't grumble, give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best.

And...Always look on the bright side of life

If life seems jolly rotten,
There's something you've forgotten,
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.

When you're feeling in the dumps,
Don't be silly chumps.
Just purse your lips and whistle, that's the thing.

And...Always look on the bright side of life

For life is quite absurd
and death's the final word.
You must always face the curtain with a bow.

Forget about your sin.
Give the audience a grin.
Enjoy it. It's your last chance, anyhow.

So...Always look on the bright side of death

Just before you draw your terminal breath.
Life's a piece of shit,When you look at it.
Life's a laugh and death's a joke it's true.

You'll see it's all a show.
Keep 'em laughing as you go.
Just remember that the last laugh is on you.

And...Always look on the bright side of life.